(Source: cineraria)
http://a-ghost-with-a-beating-heart.tumblr.com/
She paint’s a pretty picture..
WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
Yell at a puppy.
Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
(Source: momentos-inolvidables)
http://so-relatable.tumblr.com
I have just been mindfucked
Cross out number three and put longer nails and this is exact. (Source: real-ization)

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~The only thing in life achieved without effort is failure. ~ Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex cuz you don't want that late text... that I think I'm late text. ~Make jokes. no stress. love. live. life. proceed. progress ~3 things I want in a relationship: Eyes that wont cry, lips than wont lie, and love that wont die.~